Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Alack!

So, I'm paranoid. I'm lost, confused, aggravated, and just plain sad. You know when you lose something that you use on a daily basis? Something that is a necessity? Like, oh I don't know, KEYS! And then you think to yourself "Retrace my footsteps." And then you do.

Useless bit of advice I think that is. I mean, I look back on where I've been, but that certainly doesn't help me retrieve my belongings! But then I begin to get a very strange feeling. You see, I have a big key ring with all of my keys on it. I have like seven. One is my car key, then apartment key, boyfriend's house, one (which is a card hooked onto the ring) that gets me into my work building, one to open my office door, a master for the high school, and a master for the boss' office's. And yes, these are all hooked onto the key ring.

Soon enough, there were only four left. The one's that I "lost" were the work building one, my office one, and the master for school. Well I'm thinking they were stolen. DUM DUM DUUM! Yes, I think there is a thief among me and collegues. Let me show you through my schedule and maybe you'll feel as I do.

9:30 - Get into car, go to starbucks, go to work, then into office. WITH KEYS.
10:45 - Some freshman from the high school come to take a tour of the floor. (Keys located on my desk)
11:30 - Go down to shoes dept and chat it up (grabbing keys from desk). Then go to the cafe downstairs with friends (keys in my purse at my side).
12:10 - Go back up to my office, take out keys, and IT WAS GONE! This is when I saw that three keys were missing! Including my office key!
12:30 - Castodian finally unlocks my office and I sit thinking back on my day trying to figure out where I lost it at.

Possible Scenarios
They slipped from my key chain like some freak accident and they dropped on the floor.
One of the freshmen stole them (which would be weird, because...like who steals just three keys and leaves four?)
Someone is playing a cruel joke on me and making me have a cow and rack my brain for no reason. (In which case someone is going DOWN).

I'm just freaking out because someone has access to my work, office, and the school (if they were stolen that is). Well, I don't really care about the keys themselves... I just wanna know what happened to them! I must go sit and draw out some more possible occurances.

xo;haywire-haydenne

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